Most people have crazy stories that begin with a night of drinking. Nearly everyone can attest to the fact that alcohol can make them do crazy and weird things that they couldn’t even imagine. Like normal people, celebrities also have the same view of drinking and alcohol. Here are some interesting and unique drinking quotes from celebrities that will make you want to grab a drink:
‘I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they are going to feel all day’.
‘I said at 30 I’m gonna at least have a drink to lighten up because my sisters say I’m so boring’.
‘Writer’s block is a fancy term made by up whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol’.
‘I want to sit on my couch and drink and not change my pants for days at a time’.
‘When kids hit one year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit’.
‘There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who don’t drink and people who collect stickers’.
‘I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there’s morning sickness. If I’m going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before’.
‘They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am’.
‘I have respect for beer’.
‘Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world’.